uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

birdturd

a despicable person =prick

I don't want to see that birdturds's face again.

by Light Joker October 30, 2004

stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

by Light Joker December 17, 2005

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 12, 2006

milquetoast

or milktoast

a timid person, a shy coward (from the old comic-strip character Casper Milquetoast)

That punk may act tough but he is just a milquetoast who wants everyone's attention.

by Light Joker October 23, 2005

where the sun doesn't shine

the anus (see also asshole)

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.

by Light Joker December 19, 2005