make one's ass pucker

to frighten one, to scare one badly

A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.

by Light Joker August 21, 2007

collar

1. to arrest someone

2. an arrest

We collared the maniac just when he thought he had escaped.

by Light Joker January 26, 2005

clock watcher

someone at work or school who pays too much attention to the time

The kid is a total clock watcher.

by Light Joker May 06, 2007

Play it by ear

to do something by feel and instinct rather than with a plan, to improvise

I think I will play it by ear since I have so much time.

by Light Joker June 03, 2007

fiver

1. a five dollar bill

2. a five year prison sentence

Could you lend me a few fivers?

by Light Joker October 08, 2005

half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

by Light Joker November 08, 2005

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker November 23, 2005