Light joker's definitions

movies

a case of diarrhea (refers to a bowel movement)

I haven't had a case of the movies since I was little.

by Light Joker April 27, 2005

dink

1. double income no kids

2. a disparaging term for a person of East Asian nationality or decent

He got fired for calling his co-worker a dink.

by Light Joker October 6, 2004

early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

by Light Joker May 18, 2005

elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

by Light Joker December 17, 2005

play hooky

to avoid going to work or school without an excuse

Why do you play hooky every time this happens?

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

knock-down-drag-out

prolonged, violent, and unrestrained

They got into a knock-down-drag-out brawl over the stupidest thing.

by Light Joker December 16, 2005

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment

If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004