Light joker's definitions

I'll make you eat those words

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

by Light Joker March 16, 2004

wee-wee

1. the penis

2. to urinate

Hey, stop staring at my wee-wee.

by Light Joker August 7, 2004

hustle

1. to move rapidly

2. hurried movement

3. a dishonest plan for making money

4. to make money in a dishonest fashion

Come on, let's hustle before that slack-jawed idiot gets here.

by Light Joker May 6, 2005

comeback

a quick and witty retort

I felt like making a snappy comeback, but I knew that it would do no good.

by Light Joker December 24, 2005

magnum-force

something very powerful (from the magnum revolver)

He had a magnum-force orgasm last night.

by Light Joker December 26, 2005

dance on someone's grave

to profit from someone's misfortune

That guy who wants to own a monoploly won't be dancing on anyones grave when the police notice.

by Light Joker January 3, 2005

touched

1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.

by Light Joker November 8, 2006