joystick

1.a electronic device used to control the action in a computer game

2. the penis, especially when erect

The joystick is slowly being replaced by less cumbersome devices like control pads.

by Light Joker April 30, 2006

TP

1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

by Light Joker April 08, 2006

awful

1. very bad

2. very, intensely

That place is just awful.

by Light Joker June 26, 2007

yellow 5

tartrazine, a synthetic, yellow dye used in many food products and attributed to hyperactivity in children

Yellow 5 is used in mountain dew so much that it led to the development of an urban legend about it causing the testicals to shrink.

by Light Joker January 02, 2006

townie

a permanent(nonstudent) resident of a college town

Some townie was rambling about the parties held by students of the university being too loud.

by Light Joker April 16, 2005

peter

the penis (see also cock,pecker)

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.

by Light Joker June 11, 2006

in a pinch

1. if necessary

2. in trouble

In a pinch we can file a lawsuit against them.

by Light Joker July 14, 2005