nuke

1. a nuclear weapon

2. to destroy someone or something

3. to microwave something

A nuke is most dangerous when an unstable country has it.

by Light Joker October 23, 2006

druggie

a drug addict(see also juggie)

Tell that druggie to get some help.

by Light Joker December 01, 2004

doggy bag

a bag used for carrying home uneaten food from a restaurant.

Do you have a doggy bag for my dessert?

by Light Joker April 23, 2005

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 01, 2005

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

boner

1. a clumsy error

2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

by Light Joker April 03, 2006

Ignoramus

A person who is completely ignorant.

I cannot believe that he turned out to be such an ignoramus.

by Light Joker September 22, 2004