Light Joker 's definitions

peanuts

almost no money at all

I got a bunch of worthless books for peanuts.

by Light Joker January 30, 2005

greenhorn

an inexperienced person, a rookie

The greenhorn fisherman ended up drowning in the ocean due to being pulled overboard by rope that was attatched to the cage.

by Light Joker June 2, 2005

like death warmed over

absolutely horrible, awful, terrible

Man, Jeremy looks like death warmed over.

by Light Joker December 8, 2006

long hair

1. a hippy(hippies were long haired, drug using youths of the 1960s)

2. an intelectual(from the stereotype of intelectuals as having long hair and wearing glasses)

It looks like long hair has will never be using drugs again.

by Light Joker August 10, 2004

horses

horsepower,as in an engine

Yeah, right! How is that big old truck supposed to have 800 horses?

by Light Joker February 7, 2005

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 26, 2007