worm

a malicious computer program created by computer abusers who want to cause trobule for unfriendly purposes

I saw the news stories abuout the worms Mydoom C and Deadhat A entering through backdoors installed by previous worms.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

slam

1. a prison

2. to criticize someone or something

3. force the basketball through the hoop

Stop slamming Paris Hilton. She didn't want that video to be released.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 01, 2006

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

white lightning

raw and inferior whiskey (see also rotgut, panther piss)

Just one shot of white lightning and he was plastered to the wall.

by Light Joker September 22, 2005

baloney

nonsense, lies, deception = bullshit

Baloney, this is not a restful place.

by Light Joker March 26, 2005

One hit wonder

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.

Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004