Light Joker 's definitions

slam

1. a prison

2. to criticize someone or something

3. force the basketball through the hoop

Stop slamming Paris Hilton. She didn't want that video to be released.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

where the sun doesn't shine

the anus (see also asshole)

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.

by Light Joker December 19, 2005

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

hate somone's guts

to hate sombody with a passion

He got into a fight with the street gang because he hated thier guts.

by Light Joker October 21, 2004

natural-born

having excellent talent or skill (so much that the person might as well be born with it)

That guy is a natural-born speaker.

by Light Joker January 3, 2007

bolt

to leave (not necessarily in a hurry)

Damn man, I've got to bolt.

by Light Joker June 18, 2007