golden opportunity

an excellent and rare opportunity

This is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.

by Light Joker June 10, 2005

Is the pope catholic?

(variants: polish may replace catholic) Isn't the answer to your question very obvious; That was a stupid question (The variant form was used since the accession of John Paul II)

Manny: Do you still have a cold?

Mindy: Is the pope catholic?

by Light Joker May 28, 2006

baloney

nonsense, lies, deception = bullshit

Baloney, this is not a restful place.

by Light Joker March 27, 2005

nobody

an insignificant person (see also zero)

I thought she would always be that special somebody, but she ended up being a nobody.

by Light Joker July 28, 2005

nerd pack

a plastic sheath for holding pens in a pocket, protecting the cloth from ink stains(This is a classic symbol of a nerd.)

Why would I need a nerd pack when I use pencils?

by Light Joker February 24, 2005

meltdown

1. a disaster

2. a loss of one's temper

(from a nuclear power disaster of the same name)

If someone doesn't fix the elctricity in the computer room I might have a meltdown.

by Light Joker June 17, 2007

jarhead

a person serving in the United States Marine corps

That guy who cussed you out must have been a jarhead.

by Light Joker January 16, 2007