double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

dentist

Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.

The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.

by Light Joker June 02, 2004

racket

1. noise

2. a deception, a scam

3. a job

Cut that racket out. I'm trying to sleep.

by Light Joker March 18, 2005

batshit

insane, wildly irrational (see also go batshit}, and batshit crazy)

The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.

by Light Joker December 08, 2004

hork

to vomit =barf, ralph, throw up

I felt so sick I though I was going to hork.

by Light Joker November 19, 2004

naked as a jaybird

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

by Light Joker July 07, 2007

tree-hugger

an enviornmentalist(from an incident where a group of people protested against cutting down a forest by hugging the trees and not letting go)

Those two are a couple of tree-huggers.

by Light Joker July 04, 2007