Light Joker 's definitions

Crock

1. to hit somone in the head

2. =crock of shit

That is nothing but a crock. I do not believe a word of it.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.

The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

red tape

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

by Light Joker April 25, 2007

penny pincher

a stingy person (see also penny pinching)

Don't be such a penny pincher, donate some of your money to charity.

by Light Joker July 18, 2005

Wiiologism

any word made up in reference to the Nintendo Wii

Prettymuch anything random with the word Wii in it is bound to be a Wiiologism.

by Light Joker January 5, 2007

double whammy

a two part difficulty, a dual disadvantage

The high cost of health care and his lack of medical insurance was a double whammy.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005

greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

by Light Joker October 20, 2005