Queen

1. a wealthy and gracious woman

2. a male homosexual

She looked like a queen, but she saw nothing special about herself.

by Light Joker November 18, 2004

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 04, 2004

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 07, 2007

spin doctor

someone who is employed to make sure a story works to their employers advantage

Those spin doctors are ruining the media.

by Light Joker April 16, 2007

on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker August 21, 2005

wheelie

a motorcycle stunt done by riding on one wheel while the other is raised in the air.

That show off popped a wheelie again.

by Light Joker December 01, 2005

Velvet Worm

A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)

Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm.

by Light Joker April 29, 2004