Light Joker 's definitions

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

by Light Joker November 5, 2005

booze

any potent liquor(e.g. whiskey)

I wish he would not drink booze at times like this.

by Light Joker November 1, 2004

hustle

1. to move rapidly

2. hurried movement

3. a dishonest plan for making money

4. to make money in a dishonest fashion

Come on, let's hustle before that slack-jawed idiot gets here.

by Light Joker May 6, 2005

comeback

a quick and witty retort

I felt like making a snappy comeback, but I knew that it would do no good.

by Light Joker December 24, 2005

touched

1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.

by Light Joker November 8, 2006

topless

wearing nothing above the waist, usually said of a woman

The Police arrested a young woman who went topless as a protest aginst the new law.

by Light Joker March 11, 2006