Definitions by Light Joker

god's dandruff

snow(from a joke about god having dandruff)

By the end of the day, the ground was covered in god's dandruff.

god's dandruff by Light Joker January 19, 2005

couch potato 

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

couch potato by Light Joker January 18, 2005

gimp 

a physically disabled person, a crippled person(rude and derogatory)

Snob:"Get out of my way, gimp".

Kid in a wheelchair:"bite me!"

gimp by Light Joker January 17, 2005

Thief-bay 

the ebay website(because you can offer an item at an outrageously high price there)

If I ever go shopping online, I will never accept any offers from Thief-bay.

Thief-bay by Light Joker January 17, 2005

tude 

a bad attitude (see also cop an attitude)

Don't cop a tude with me.

tude by Light Joker January 16, 2005

scuttlebutt 

Rumors and gossip(navy)

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.

scuttlebutt by Light Joker January 15, 2005

jock

an athlete(see also (superjock and jock strap)

Judging by his outfit,I think he may have been a jock.

jock by Light Joker January 14, 2005