poker face

an expressionless face(becuase people keep thier faces expressionless during a game of poker)

Why does he always have a poker face all the time?

by Light Joker June 21, 2005

undies

underwear, especially women's underware

Her undies were clearly stained.

by Light Joker August 18, 2005

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 01, 2006

where the sun doesn't shine

the anus (see also asshole)

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.

by Light Joker December 19, 2005

worm

a malicious computer program created by computer abusers who want to cause trobule for unfriendly purposes

I saw the news stories abuout the worms Mydoom C and Deadhat A entering through backdoors installed by previous worms.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

slam

1. a prison

2. to criticize someone or something

3. force the basketball through the hoop

Stop slamming Paris Hilton. She didn't want that video to be released.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006