Light Joker's definitions

garden-variety

ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.

by Light Joker June 23, 2007

bean counter

a banker or accountant

Though he was a simple bean counter, he really thought he needed some form of self-defense so he decided he wanted to learn Kung-Fu.

by Light Joker January 7, 2005

top notch

excellent, great, perfect

Great work, this report is top notch.

by Light Joker May 3, 2006

the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007

tweak

1. to adjust slightly

2. to adjust a computer program slightly

They tweaked the game to fix a glitch.

by Light Joker September 2, 2007

forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

by Light Joker June 5, 2005

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005