the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007

top notch

excellent, great, perfect

Great work, this report is top notch.

by Light Joker May 03, 2006

Piddle

to urinate (a euphemism for piss, see also pee)

I have to piddle before we leave.

by Light Joker October 01, 2005

over my dead body

you won't be able to do it if I am alive to prevent you

Your going to give in to peer pressure? Over my dead body.

by Light Joker December 16, 2005

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 08, 2005

tweak

1. to adjust slightly

2. to adjust a computer program slightly

They tweaked the game to fix a glitch.

by Light Joker September 02, 2007

forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

by Light Joker June 05, 2005