Light Joker's definitions

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

keep one's cool

to remain calm and in control

Don't go berserk when someone bothers you, keep your cool.

by Light Joker March 24, 2005

Glass Ceiling

a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.

The glass ceiling is still breaking.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

glitch

a defect, a flaw(see also bug)

Carefully thinking the scheme over revealed a glitch in his plan.

by Light Joker January 1, 2005

Jail bait

a female below the legal age of sexual consent

That girl is obviously jail bait. How can you not see that?

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

downtime

free time, leisure time

I have more downtime if I get the task done when I get home.

by Light Joker May 27, 2005

Jane Doe

a general term for a woman (see also John Doe)

I had an Idea of who Jane Doe might be by her voice.

by Light Joker December 2, 2005