Light Joker's definitions

collar

1. to arrest someone

2. an arrest

We collared the maniac just when he thought he had escaped.

by Light Joker January 25, 2005

half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

by Light Joker November 11, 2005

FAQ

a set of frequently asked questions and thier answers (initialism)

The FAQ page covers nearly every question asked.

by Light Joker June 12, 2005

baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 26, 2007

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

buzz-kill

a person or thing that ruins someones fun

It was such a buzz-kill when she barged in like that.

by Light Joker February 3, 2005

mystery meat

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc

I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005