Definitions by Light Joker

I smell bacon 

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

I smell bacon by Light Joker October 15, 2006

antifreeze 

1. alcohol, liquor(from the notion that you lose your ability to feel low temperature while alcohol intoxicated)

2. heroin

This antifreeze is so strong it could be used to disinfect wounds.

antifreeze by Light Joker October 14, 2006

two cents 

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

two cents by Light Joker October 13, 2006

wake up and smell the coffee 

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

wake up and smell the coffee by Light Joker October 13, 2006

brokeback 

1. homosexual

2. a male homosexual

3. something that looks characteristic of homosexuality(from the movie Brokeback Mountain)

That shirt looks rather brokeback to me.

brokeback by Light Joker October 12, 2006

Mexican standoff 

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns

The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.

Mexican standoff by Light Joker October 11, 2006

still wet behind the ears 

not yet mature or experienced(an allusion to the wetness behind a newborn baby's ears)

As far as education goes, you are still wet behind the ears.

still wet behind the ears by Light Joker October 9, 2006