Light Joker's definitions

gander

a look, a glance (from the stretched, gooselike neck of someone gazing intently)

Take a gander at this wierd machine over here.

by Light Joker December 10, 2005

uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

lift

1. to steal
2. to plagiarize
3. a ride

If you ever need a lift you can always call me.

by Light Joker December 13, 2005

falsies

pads worn under a brassier to make a woman's breasts look larger

Those falsies can't fool me. I saw right through them.

by Light Joker December 13, 2005

not carved in stone

not having permanent consequences

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.

by Light Joker December 14, 2005

backseat driver

1. a passenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver

2. anyone who offers unwanted advice

Stop being such a backseat driver. You will only make things worse.

by Light Joker December 15, 2005

knock-down-drag-out

prolonged, violent, and unrestrained

They got into a knock-down-drag-out brawl over the stupidest thing.

by Light Joker December 16, 2005