Light Joker's definitions

white elephant

an unwanted gift that one has no use for

I have no need for this white elephant. Do you know anywhere I can sell it?

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

come

and cum 1. semen or any fluid secreted at orgasm

2. to have an orgasm

Don't forget top clean your come off the couch.

by Light Joker April 10, 2006

like death warmed over

absolutely horrible, awful, terrible

Man, Jeremy looks like death warmed over.

by Light Joker December 8, 2006

long hair

1. a hippy(hippies were long haired, drug using youths of the 1960s)

2. an intelectual(from the stereotype of intelectuals as having long hair and wearing glasses)

It looks like long hair has will never be using drugs again.

by Light Joker August 10, 2004

billy club

a wooden club or truncheon (such as those carried by police in the U.K.)

He got hit in back of the head with a billy club again.

by Light Joker August 23, 2007

love handle

a bulge of fat around the waist

You need to work out more if you want to get rid of those love handles.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

teflon president

a president who cannot be removed from office because the accusations won't stick despite the corruption surrounding them. (from teflon, a material used in frying pans to prevent sticking, that has recently been shown to be unsafe)

Since the 1980s the U.S. has ended up electing one teflon president after another.

by Light Joker December 26, 2006