Light Joker's definitions

sharp

1. clever or intelegent

2. good looking or well dressed

Your looking sharp today.

by Light Joker February 6, 2007

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

lights out

1. bedtime

2. time to die

Lights out little one. Its time to go to sleep.

by Light Joker February 13, 2007

soft-core

1. less than extreme

2. mildly pornagraphic

They like the soft-core stuff, but they don't care for highly explicit content.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Inhale

to eat rapidly, to eat faster than you should

He just inhaled a huge serving and still wants seconds.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

mug

1. the face

2. to attack and rob someone

Those bastards tryed to mug my parents again.

by Light Joker May 22, 2006

eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006