Light Joker's definitions

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

back door

1. dishonest, dubious

2. the anus

They were allegedly running a back door business.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

Entei

(en-tay)

A legendary fire type beast pokemon. Like Raikou and Suicune, it never stays in one place for long. In the third pokemon movie, Entei posessed the power to speak to humans (just like Mewtwo in the first pokemon movie and Lugia in the second pokemon movie).

When Entie made it's debut,it was tied for first place fire pokemon with Arcanine.

by Light Joker June 19, 2004

noob

1. a newbie, an inexperienced person

2. any disliked person

Those noobs are always coming to me with questions.

by Light Joker May 4, 2007

bouncer

a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)

That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.

by Light Joker May 2, 2005

paw

1. someone's hand

2. to touch or feel someone in a sexual way without their consent

3. to touch someone too much, sexual or not

His big paw could have crushed hers easily.

by Light Joker December 31, 2006

skeeter

a mosquito (an abbreviation of mosquito)

Those pesky skeeters are everywhere.

by Light Joker May 9, 2006