Light Joker's definitions

firewall

1. a progam that protects a computer from malware and other forms of outside intrusion

2. any protective barrier between two places

My firewall needs to be updated.

by Light Joker September 5, 2007

armpit

any undesireable place

I don't like the looks of this armpit one bit. Let's get out of here.

by Light Joker January 9, 2005

peon

1. a low ranking or unskilled employee

2. any low ranking person

3. a (computer) user with few privleges (all senses come from a spanish word)

Stop goofing off and get back to work, peon.

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

old skool

old fashioned, out of style

That show is so old skool.

by Light Joker March 1, 2005

Aunt Flo

a woman's menstrual period

Don't mind her. She's just mad because Aunt Flo is here and she's out of pads.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

flip-flops

sandals that are made of a base, sole, and a strip that goes in between the toes

I would not advise wearing flip-flops on a nature hike.

by Light Joker July 8, 2005

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004