Light Joker's definitions

light

an eye (usually plural)

That kind of attitude makes me want to punch his lights out.

by Light Joker January 9, 2005

squat

1. to sit

2. to defecate, especially while crouching

3. nothing

It aint worth squat if you wreck it.

by Light Joker March 14, 2007

funny bone

the elbow(origin unknown)

Ouch, I just hit my funny bone.

by Light Joker November 12, 2004

bombshell

an astonishing news story that is revealed without warning

in light of the bombshell, the school sent the students home.

by Light Joker December 1, 2006

tenderfoot

an inexperienced person, a newcomer

Though he has skills to succeed, he still behaves like a tenderfoot.

by Light Joker December 30, 2005

upholstered

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

jewfro

a hairstyle similar to an afro(police)

If I am not mistaken, that hairstyle your friend has is a jewfro.

by Light Joker January 5, 2005