Light Joker's definitions

grunt

an infantry soldier (perhaps from the sound that one makes when doing heavy labor)

I am not going to become another grunt like my brother did.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

put one's foot in one's mouth

To say something that one will regret,to make an error.

To put one's foot in one's mouth is the same as stepping in it.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

men's room

a men's restroom, the restroom for intended for men and boys

Where is the men's room, I really have to go.

by Light Joker April 28, 2006

granola

1. excessively devoted to nature, enviornmental awareness, vegetarian diet, etc

2. a person who is excessively devoted to these issues

That granola type guy really annoys me.

by Light Joker April 30, 2006

joystick

1.a electronic device used to control the action in a computer game

2. the penis, especially when erect

The joystick is slowly being replaced by less cumbersome devices like control pads.

by Light Joker April 30, 2006