Definitions by Light Joker

whopper 

1. something of great size

2. a complete lie

That shoe is a whopper.

whopper by Light Joker April 5, 2007

ambulance chaser 

1. a lawyer who rushes to the scene of an accident in order
to get the business of anyone who was injured

2. any lawyer(derogatory, also a rude term of adress)

Stupid ambulance chaser. When will they ever get off of my ass.

ambulance chaser by Light Joker April 4, 2007

gumby

a tall squared and slanted haircut (from the name of a character who has such a shape of head)

Dude, what's whith the gumby?

gumby by Light Joker April 4, 2007

bullshido 

martial arts instruction that is fruadulent, inept or otherwise not worth trusting (from a pormonteau of bushido and bullshit)

If the instructor appears to be out to make money, than the chances are that you will probably encounter bullshido.

bullshido by Light Joker April 2, 2007

vibes 

feelings, atmosphere (from vibrations)

I get great vibes from that song.

vibes by Light Joker April 1, 2007

under the affluence of incohol 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)

I'll bet he's under the affluence of incohol by now.

under the affluence of incohol by Light Joker March 30, 2007

KO 

1. a knockout

2. to knock someone out

If he manages to KO him every time he'll be braindead pretty soon.

KO by Light Joker March 29, 2007