Definitions by Light Joker

dipstick 

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

Shut up you sleazy dipstick.

dipstick by Light Joker April 27, 2007

red tape 

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

red tape by Light Joker April 25, 2007

technicolor yawn 

1. vomit

2 an instance of vomiting

That smell will bring on a major technicolor yawn.

technicolor yawn by Light Joker April 23, 2007

newsbabe

a female news reporter who succeeds soleley because of her attractiveness (derogatory)

They need to get a real reporter and fire the newsbabe.

newsbabe by Light Joker April 21, 2007

atomic wedgie 

1. a instance of pulling up a person's underwear between their buttocks and over their head

2. any severe wedgie

Some say an atomic wedgie is an urban myth.

atomic wedgie by Light Joker April 21, 2007

gold digger

a woman who dates or has sex with a man solely because of his wealth or for the expensive gifts that can be bought with it(derogatory)

That gold digger dumped him for the rich boy of the school.

gold digger by Light Joker April 20, 2007

cherry

1. a woman's hymen

2. a virgin(regardless of gender)

3. one's virginity

4. an inexperienced person

He's still got his cherry and yet he's more attractive than anybody in his school.

cherry by Light Joker April 17, 2007