Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.

Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Zelda

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.

The Legend of Zelda is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 21, 2004

Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.

Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

racism

A very cruel form of hatred towards another race. A very terrible thing.

Racism is one of the worst things to ever happen to our world.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 02, 2004

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A piece of shit console.

Gamecube rules XBox' ass!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.

The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 24, 2004

Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 29, 2004