scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 04, 2010

Tuneup

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

The 00's

Name for the first decade of the 2000's. Can also be referred to as the 0's

Now that the 00's are over we are going start seeing a lot of top 10 lists for the decade

by Libraryguy February 22, 2010

sand duning

Gay sex. The dunes are similar to butt cheeks

Bobby was exhausted from sand duning all night.

by Libraryguy April 03, 2011

The Canadian

When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.

I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.

by Libraryguy March 31, 2021

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009