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Bigotry

Donald Trump: Mexicans are rapists! And I have the best hair in America.
Court: You have been accused of defamation and bigotry, how do you plead?
Donald Trump: Not guilty! The media misrepresented me!
Court: But here we have the footage showing you very clearly -
Donald Trump: What is "footage"?
by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
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The Spawn of Satan

CNN Reporter: Our presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump!
Everyone else: Look! The Spawn of Satan!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
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The Ku Klux Klan

A flock of walking toilet paper rolls. The tip is even folded nicely, for a classy touch.
Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
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cringe channel

Cringe Channel is a website that gathers the scummiest softcore content from around the internet, and uses it as a source of entertainment. It has an active website at www.cringechannel.com that features daily cringe content ranging from aspiring rapists to feminazis. Users comment and rate each piece of cringe, and sometimes share some of their own cringe! Though often accused of bullying bronies and furries, it does not actually center its content around those two. The community on it is surprisingly nice and highly tolerant of new members. Admittedly, not all the content is genuine.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that post where that total creep went on Yahoo ask for advice on how to molest a girl?
Guy 2: No! What the fuck?!
Guy 1: You can see it on cringe channel!!!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm too lazy to google it.
by Liberal Lady Ann June 7, 2016
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Stephen Rochford

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.
Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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Peter Sutcliffe

A villain in the book "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" He uses snowballs to vandalize Buckingham Palace before the rugged, middle-aged hero Lawrence Swanson discovers his evil plot to mildly annoy Queen Victoria for all eternity.
Lad 1: I was just reading "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" lately. What do you think of the villain, Peter Sutcliffe?
Lad 2: Oh, he's an absolute monster! Giving the Queen nightmares like that!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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The Irish

An ethnic group that originated from the island of Ireland. Historically, they were proficient tradesmen, artisans, and founders of the Gaelic language. They were some of the fiercest fighters in Europe, and were grouped in familial tribes under a democratically elected King or Queen. The Romans refused to fight them, but the English decided they were up to the task. After a small time period of only 400 years, they finally conquered Ireland. By the mid-late 1800's it became safe enough for an Englishman to travel to all parts of Ireland. Since they now had complete and total control, the English decided to, as usual, abuse their subjects. The Irish were treated as second-class citizens, sold as slaves overseas, and made to pay harsh taxes. In the early 1900's the Irish fought back, and the southern portion of Ireland regained freedom. The northern part did not. To this day there is hope that Ireland will once again be reunited as a whole country once again. With the advent of Brexit, these dreams will likely be realized within the next 30 years.

The children of Ireland can be found across the globe, and can be recognized from their high cheekbones, mid-depth eye-sockets, downward slanted eye-sockets, pointed eyebrows, pale white skin, thin lips, broad shoulders, strong chins, and mostly clan based surnames. ie Kelly, O'Donnell, ect.
"They're the Irish."
by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
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