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Definitions by Liberal Lady Ann

Furry Fandom 

The stylish new brand of bestiality taking the world by storm! Yes, some of them are completely disinterested in having sexual relationships with cartoons of anthropomorphic dogs, but in the same way that Mama June doesn't want to screw Honey Boo Boo! Their garb is furry costumes, leashes, and butt plug tails!
Guy 1: Shelia is hot! Think she's single?
Guy 2: No, she's not single because she has an online boyfriend named Shadow Claw who pretends to be a wolf with emo hair.

Guy 1: Why the hell would she like someone like that?
Guy 2: Because they're a members of the Furry Fandom.

Guy 1: Shit, once she grows out of this she's going to be so embarrassed. Anyway, I'd rather not date someone who'd prefer a date with my cat.
Guy 2: Good choice. Give her some time and she'll get through it.

The Spawn of Satan 

CNN Reporter: Our presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump!
Everyone else: Look! The Spawn of Satan!
Donald Trump: Mexicans are rapists! And I have the best hair in America.
Court: You have been accused of defamation and bigotry, how do you plead?
Donald Trump: Not guilty! The media misrepresented me!
Court: But here we have the footage showing you very clearly -
Donald Trump: What is "footage"?
Bigotry by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
"How do you tell Hillary Clinton is a liar? Her emails were eaten by the boogyman!"
Liar by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
A very pretty, kind person who won't let anything get them down. Empathetic, diligent, and a chronic procrastinator. You are loved.
"You are beautiful."
You by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

The Ku Klux Klan

A flock of walking toilet paper rolls. The tip is even folded nicely, for a classy touch.
Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!

Dump Truck 

"The Dump Truck came to pick up Grammy Tucker's vote."
Dump Truck by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016