Definitions by Lexy_Boy

Jonathan

Jonathan is a wild fortnite creature who roams the mobile lobby looking for unsuspecting targets to sweat on. If you encounter him, you are as good as dead.

Pr0G4mEr: Frick dude, I see a Jonathan!
sKiLlzPr0: RUNNN!!!

Jonathan by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018

Enoch 

A wild untamed beast who roams the open fields. They eat animals such as sharks but they were stupid enough to migrate to the open fields. They resort to gnawing on humans. Their scientific name is enoeiesstuepeds.

Person 1: Why is this Enoch biting my leg?
Person 2: I dunno just slap it or something.
Person 1: I think I just killed it.

Enoch by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Colin

Colin can sometimes be charming but most of the time he is very annoying. While you are working, he will search up hot guys. He will change all of your sources into video game references. This is a warning, NEVER work with a Colin.

Guy 1: We need to work on this project!
*Colin is staring at hot guys*
Colin: ohhhh, ahhhhhhh.
Guy 1: oh Jesus.

Colin by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Albert 

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):

Albert by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Death 

It is what we all live for. WE LIVE TO DIE.

Existential crisis yet?

Oh boy I cant wait for death!

Death by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Alex 

Alex is a name. ITS MY NAME. wow such name.

Hi im Alex

Alex by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018