Lex's definitions

zooney

Zooney (adj.) american/welsh/scottish
The word used to describe the fictional romance of actress Catherine ZETA jones and actor George CLOONEY.

"I'm going to write a Zooney fan fic"

by Lex April 12, 2005

kick ass

Verb: To be really, really, really cool. <present tense>

He/She/It/That Dude/That Chick, kicks ass!
That is an amazingly kick ass pair of lips on that woman's face.

by Lex May 20, 2004

shexy

A shexy and hawt way of saying "sexy" aka sexc or secksi.

"Simon Cowell is shexy and hawt"

by Lex May 28, 2005

GoodFellas

One of the best, if not the best, mob movie of all time. Starring Robert DiNero, Joe Pesci (did I spell that right?), Ray Liotta, and Lauren Brocko. (did i spell that wrong, too?)
Its one fawk ova movie. It's tied, or over GodFather.
Made to follow the life of mobster Henry Hill.

"As far back as I can remember Ive always wanted to be a gangster." Henry Hill, Brooklyn 1955.

by Lex May 28, 2005

Paris Hilton

A rich girl who doesnt deserve to be treated like shit just cuzz ya'll are jealous of her money and skininess.

Ya'll are jealous of Paris Hilton cuzz shes not 1/2 bad looking and is rich.

by Lex May 28, 2005

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004

batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 24, 2004