twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat
Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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gandalf

you shall not pass!
by lewis June 14, 2004
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The Citadel

Rinky dink school that locks up its cadets and treats them like babies. The administration doesn't even trust them to govern themselves. The Corp of Cadets at Virginia Tech can (and will if given the opportunity) kick their butts any day the little El Cids are let out to play.
My dad threatened to send me to The Citadel if I didn't stop acting like a wuss.
by Lewis December 03, 2003
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redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy
you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck
by lewis March 03, 2004
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red neck

its actually when you jump up and slap someone on the back of the neck with your hand. it hurts. trust me.
fuckoff man wuit redneckin me.
by lewis April 30, 2004
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proper crimbo

by lewis December 19, 2003
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