LemonySnickets's definitions

Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.

"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"

by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016

Bucket Crotch

It's a very loose or large vagina, usually as a result of overuse or multiple births

That girl I'm dating would be great if not for her bucket crotch

by LemonySnickets December 6, 2018

The power of boners

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.

Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"

by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018

Techmantic

Adj. A romantic gesture, action or situation related to technology, especially consumer electronics.

Boy: Do you want to snuggle in bed and watch Netflix?
Girl: aww, you're so techmantic

by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018

Dickprint

A malicious word for children

Hey mate, how is the new dickprint?

by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018

Slug Life

To be chronically lazy & sluggish. When one is proud of their long term laziness.

Person 1: Come on lazy bones, get out of bed it's passed midday
Person 2: Slug Life bro

by LemonySnickets May 28, 2018

Big Dick Syndrome

A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.

Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.

"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "

"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"

by LemonySnickets July 14, 2019