Definitions by Leigh kemp

Nut Cruncher 

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

Nut Cruncher by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Pecker Snot

Sperm, baby batter

I wonder if I have enough pecker snot for a foursome?

Pecker Snot by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Cut Lunch 

The same as a camel toe

You could see her cut lunch, that shit is hot!

Cut Lunch by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Baby Batter

Sperm, where babies come from, pecker snot

I sprayed baby batter all over Beth

Baby Batter by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

Towing by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004

Flewumpcious 

The act of eating nasal mucus after someone sneased it out.

Kyle has the flu and sneazed on the table. 1 minute later it was gone and Philip seemed satisfied.

Flewumpcious by Leigh Kemp March 22, 2004

Zob

Ethnic name for a penis

My Zob Is Big

Zob by Leigh Kemp March 22, 2004