Leigh kemp's definitions

Nut Fart

When you are sitting down and the fart goes up between your leg and your nut and tickles your leg.

I did one just then and I thought you should know about it

by Leigh Kemp March 21, 2004

Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004

Baby Batter

Sperm, where babies come from, pecker snot

I sprayed baby batter all over Beth

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Cut Lunch

The same as a camel toe

You could see her cut lunch, that shit is hot!

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Pecker Snot

Sperm, baby batter

I wonder if I have enough pecker snot for a foursome?

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Flewumpcious

The act of eating nasal mucus after someone sneased it out.

Kyle has the flu and sneazed on the table. 1 minute later it was gone and Philip seemed satisfied.

by Leigh Kemp March 22, 2004