Leigh kemp's definitions

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004

Flewumpcious

The act of eating nasal mucus after someone sneased it out.

Kyle has the flu and sneazed on the table. 1 minute later it was gone and Philip seemed satisfied.

by Leigh Kemp March 22, 2004

Pecker Snot

Sperm, baby batter

I wonder if I have enough pecker snot for a foursome?

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Cut Lunch

The same as a camel toe

You could see her cut lunch, that shit is hot!

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Nut Fart

When you are sitting down and the fart goes up between your leg and your nut and tickles your leg.

I did one just then and I thought you should know about it

by Leigh Kemp March 21, 2004

Baby Batter

Sperm, where babies come from, pecker snot

I sprayed baby batter all over Beth

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004