Zob

Ethnic name for a penis

My Zob Is Big

by Leigh Kemp March 23, 2004

Zob

The act of beating someone at scrabble.

Man I just totally zobbed you!
That guy sure is a great Zobber.

by Charmanderfan November 26, 2010

Zobbing

Zobbing is the act of playing video/computer games. Although the term has derogatory undertones, implying the act of gaming is "not cool", it is frequently used by "zobbers". Generally accepted to have arisen from the sound of the TV switching on, making the term onomatopoeic.

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games

Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

Woman:Fucking zobbers

by CH Banter June 16, 2009

zobbed

Zobbed is the result of serious Zobbing, which is the act of playing computer games and drinking very heavily...this is normally lots of Beer then Tequila and then Brandy. To be Zobbed basically means you are completely fucked, pissed and ready to puke. Being Zobbed is very cool indeed and only serious players ever get Zobbed. You mum would not be proud but you will regail your Zobbed days to your kids when they reach the age that they are too old and sensible;e to ever get Zobbed. Coolio.

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

Woman:Fucking zobbers

Man are you going to have another beer...fuck off I am Zobbed.

Get real you lightweight we have not hit the Tequila yet and then there is the Brandy.

Fuck off I am Zobbed.

Puff!

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

by IamLovejoy October 11, 2015

[Zob]

The fiercest model on the face of the planet.

Zob is so much fiercer than Tyra Banks.

by Shelton123 September 20, 2008

ZOB!

Stands for 'Zebra On Bridge.'
A technical term used for warnings when a Zebra is approaching, crossing, or having a shit on the bridge.

Abi: "OH LOOK, WATCH OUT ZOB!"
Jack: "Oh, you saved my life there, Abi. I could of died!"

by Jack Wenlock June 13, 2008

king zob

slave unush's master

did you see king zobs new tiktok. Hes such a baddie

by MEOWbarkwoofoinkmoewmooooooo August 29, 2022