Leif's definitions

668

Next door neighbor of the beast.

Number of the beast is 666, 668 is one house up.

by Leif June 10, 2006

spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

by Leif February 2, 2009

kyleif

Has a big dick, with a loving heart that’s full of joy

Damn kyleif here you go again

by Leif November 23, 2021

667

Across the street neighbor of the beast - since addresses are even on one side and odd on the other.

Yo, Franklin is at 667, but the dude across the street lives in a hell hole!

by Leif June 10, 2006

get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.

We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

by Leif June 10, 2006

This is Vegas

This term is usually used when someone else asks you to keep a secret. Could be used in a one on one situation, or it could be used in a meeting situation, where a group is talking about another group or person.

Source: from the TV ads about Las Vegas, which state that what happens there stays there.

Gossiper 1: I really need to tell you about so-n-so, but you gotta keep this between you and me.
Gossiper 2: Don't worry, this is Vegas.

by Leif June 10, 2006

dogger

A close male friend, usually one who is also familiar with the term

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaay dogger! Sup dogger?

by Leif June 10, 2006