Definitions by Legendary Films

frontwiper 

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.

Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.

frontwiper by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

kernelchaser 

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.

richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.

kernelchaser by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

necrofelch 

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.

jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.

necrofelch by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

blemen 

Blood mixed with semen

After being denied sex from his wife, yet again, jaay began to masterbate profusely; thus producing a massive case of blemen.

blemen by Legendary Films October 15, 2003

Bloodoo

Bloody doodoo

After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.

Bloodoo by Legendary Films October 12, 2003

Mudnut 

Fecal matter mixed with semen in the anus. Primarly used at scat parties. (aka: shemen)

Before arriving at his bi-weekly scat party, jaay mixed up a fresh batch of mudnut in his anus.

Mudnut by Legendary Films September 28, 2003

Butt Slaw 

What comes out of a vegetarians ass after gorging on ruffage.

After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.

Butt Slaw by Legendary Films September 14, 2003