mudpack

Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!

Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.
jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.
by Legendary Films September 21, 2004
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crackstrap

1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.
I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.
by Legendary Films October 20, 2004
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Mudnut

Fecal matter mixed with semen in the anus. Primarly used at scat parties. (aka: shemen)
Before arriving at his bi-weekly scat party, jaay mixed up a fresh batch of mudnut in his anus.
by Legendary Films September 28, 2003
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blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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necrofelch

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.
jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.
by Legendary Films November 17, 2003
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blemen

After being denied sex from his wife, yet again, jaay began to masterbate profusely; thus producing a massive case of blemen.
by Legendary Films October 15, 2003
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buttpuke

To spray vomit or blomit (bloody vomit)into the tube that you are felching someone with, therefore filling the anus with puke.
After jaay was done felching his 89 year old boyfriend, he had to go to the bathroom and drain the buttpuke from his rectum.
by Legendary Films September 21, 2004
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