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by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
Get the blart mug.1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).
2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.
2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.
Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.
jaay will always be a frontwiper.
jaay will always be a frontwiper.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
Get the frontwiper mug.richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
Get the kernelchaser mug.A rachet; a chick who can be used at will to "Peter North" all over various parts of her body.
submitted by CL, aka Buttslaw!!
had to get it in here before somebody else beat us to it, dude.
submitted by CL, aka Buttslaw!!
had to get it in here before somebody else beat us to it, dude.
by Legendary Films September 21, 2004
Get the rape bait mug.Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!
Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!
Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.
by Legendary Films September 21, 2004
Get the mudpack mug.To spray vomit or blomit (bloody vomit)into the tube that you are felching someone with, therefore filling the anus with puke.
After jaay was done felching his 89 year old boyfriend, he had to go to the bathroom and drain the buttpuke from his rectum.
by Legendary Films September 21, 2004
Get the buttpuke mug.1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.
2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.
2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.
by Legendary Films October 20, 2004
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