Bloodoo

Bloody doodoo

After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.

Bloodoo by Legendary Films October 12, 2003

BlooDoo

Glaswegian slang.
A non-serious argument between women of an older generation - Glasgow, Scotland.

They were having a BlooDoo in the street about who was to pay for the scones.

BlooDoo by E Wykes July 21, 2007

Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodcock by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012

Bloodborne 

The most awesomely amazing game ever created by human kind. I mean seriously fucking werewolves AND aliens! what more do you want?
Great to play with casuals because they die a lot and you can laugh at them.
Seriously, why are you still here? go buy this friggin game

A: Bloodborne is amazing
B: I have a PC tho
A: lol scrub

Bloodborne by ayyyyyyyy lmao May 4, 2015

Bloodborne 

A game made by "hide your tacos" Miyazaki in which your goal is to escape Britain, but you only manage to do that in one of the endings. In this game you fight goobers like: the brick troll, that motherfucker outside Laurence, those two shitwhales in hamlet and the ẃ̵̟͂̃ỉ̶̪͝ͅn̵̺̈̉t ͈̮̩́̒̅e̵̺̫̹̎͌r̶̯̰̅ ̡̖̄̈́̕l̴̪̕͠a ̲̎̀͂n ̞̝͌t ͇̭̹͌̾e ̮̊r̶̟̝̊̐n ̬̼̟̔s̴̡̳̑. In the game you walk through areas like: London, hell, Dublin AND EVEN CELTIC BURIAL GROUNDS! Unlike other games bosses aren't just hard, they're a dickflattening CBT session which happens like clockwork, except the goddamn witches of hemwick, but we don't talk about them. We don't talk about Micolash either... Marry me please Micolash... Anyways, in bloodborne the goal is eating babies, their umbillical chords, injecting yourself with HIV blood, getting banished to the ninth dimension by t ̱͇̪̑h̶͓̰̖̙̪͈̀͊̓̎̾e̵̤̯͇̍ ̨̔̈̊͋̈́͘͠a̴̰͚̐̈́̋̄͘ḿ̴̨͎̹͖̫̭͂̾̚ͅy ̨̗̱͓͌̔͘g̶̼͖̈́d ̛̲͈̟͉͍̠̀͛̇͛̓̿̚ã̴̤̖̎͆͘ľ̵͍͇̳͆̍̈́̽̑̚a ̧̧̯̜̥̤͋͊̿̀͑š̴̞̠͖̪̖̲̚͝, not having sex with gerhman, not dying and last but not least... fisting pigs. Oh yeah, you can do that. After traveling to Unlondon you unlock the powerful ability to give pigs a violent prostate exam. Be sure to check out the cum dungeon for free cum.

Enlightened 1: a ̨̍š̴̬ ̞̃s̴͇͘a ̟̎i ̾͜d̶̤͛ ̼̔ĩ̴̩n̶͔͒ ̶̡̿Bloodborne .̴̲͠.̵̯̊.̵̰͗ ̡̉g ͚̍a̴͇͆i ͙̈́n ̜͊ ̴̻̊m̶̝̆o̴͉̅r ̱̏ẹ̶͒ ̵͕̑ě̵̝y̵̡̆e ̣̇s̵̬͊
Enlightened 2: Y ̡̧̧̛̮̜̤̙͓̞̱̝̱̽̊̆͋̓̿̈̀̊̊̋̿̅̔̔́͌̄̉͂̈͂̿̌͐̈́͒̅̃̈́̂̓̓̈́̾̆̀̒̃͂̿͆̎̃̀̏͊̍͋̒̍̍̎̑͘̕͘̕͠͝͠e ̛͍̲̳̱̤̮̩̯͈͕̳͎̬͆͛́͌́̍̌̀̏̂͑̂̿̓̀̋̀́͐̽̾̆̓͌͋̔̌̓́͒͋̊̋͋͐͊̍̎͋̒͋̐̕̕̚̕͘͠ͅͅs ̢̲̰͓̭͓̹͎̩̫̤̣͎̱͇̍̀̀̒̉̉͑̋͑͆̏̄̃͌̾̔̉̊̄̋̈͂̀̏͑͂́͒̏̍̋͑͘͝͝͝͝ ̛̟͙͇͈̠͈͍̭͕̰̖̯̭̱͈̬̟̮̳̳̾̾́̄̊͑̾̏̓̀͜͜ͅm ̛̛̛̛͙̱̺̥̘̜̝̘̩̥̜̙̔̆̂̍̒̄̉͊̀̐́̂͋̔̽̐͗̂̓́̎͌̇̀̾̽̈́̈̊̂̈́̂́̋̃̄͆̏̿̽̎̈́͑̏̀͑̋̿͒̒̍̿̕̚̚͘̕̕̕͝͠͝͝͠y ̨̢̡̡̨̨̛̬͕̼̠͙̦̪̖͓̼͖̬̠̞͙̳͔̯̪̯̺̞̻̙͎̟̰̮̹̙̤̭͙͙̖̖̝͊͂̏̅͒̈̄̇̀͛͂̅̽̐̿͑̾̋̾͛̇̈̇͛̀̓̽̈́̂̈́̎̒́͒͛̆̋̚̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̛̱̝̪̜͍̬͆̏̎̾̉͌̓̈́͛͛͂̒̑́͐̄́̑̃̊̓̽̋̂̽͊̽́͒͋̽͛̀̾̀̑́̚͝m̴̢̢̡̨̡̨̧̨̗̼̼̗̠̰̗͕͕͕͕̬̮̳̥̜̮͙̲̩͙̦̭̭͕̦̰̰̲̫̩̮̤̥͇̮͖͍͓̩̘̪̤̺̟͎͍̥͙̮̯͇̗͎̗͎̜̮̗̜̐̏̓͂̿̓̇̎̄͑̓̋̓͛̍̊̂̐̏̒̊́͑̎̉̀̎̚͘͜͜͜͝ͅa ̨̡̛̱͉̯͍̬̥̙̰̱̭̻̞̪͎̱͓͕̹͉̈́͌̇̋̑̈́̅͑͂̀̉̃̋̔͂̐͂̇͆͘͜͜͠s̵̨̢̧̗̻͇̤̝͉̫̙̻̖̤͍̗̜͎͔̖̠͙̙̤̤͉̞̤͇̠͇̙̞͎͓̰̮̠̟̟͈̖̫̲̹̗̲̫̣̺͔̑̓̿͊́̈́̎̏̐̍͂̂̏̀͒̈́͛̔̅̚̚̕͜͜͠͠t ̨̛̛̛̦͚̗̻̼̹͔̙̖͔̳̠̋̀̆͂̑̉̏͗̏̈́̌̔̊̈́̀̅̾̑̑̈̀̄͒̓͌͛̀͋̈̀̒̆́̊̐̓̀̓̉͒͑̄̀̾̀͊͐̈̏͌̅̓̈̃̋̾̀̕̕̕̚͘̕͜͠͝͠ͅȩ̵̡̖̭͇͓̬͈̗̭̙̪̖͉͙͙͎̤͎̰̮̠̰̥̰͉̜̥̮̤̥̦̞͎̳̙̣̗̬̭̜̲͕͍͙͖̙̩͈̖̍́́͐̿́̈́͛͜͝ͅr ̨̨̧̢̢̢̛̛̯̹͍͈͍̲̟͎͈̠̠̞̩̩̰̱̻̲͕͕͇̗̭̪̩̞̜̰͎̰̘͚͓͙̹̪̖̳̬̠̗̲̝͈̖̥̱̟̭̥̺̝͓͕͉̻̠̖̻͊̃̀͋͐̊̿̾̀̂͆̉͐̒̾̋͂͒̐̉̄͂́̓̈́͊̐̑̀́̔̈͋̌͑̍̃͑̚͜͜͝͠ͅ. ̧̢̧̢̨̧̛̱̱̻̻̜͈͎̭͕͇̤̟̖͓̖̗̥̝̫̭̥̮̰͓͕͈̭͙͔̻̻̥̪̼͈͉̹͇͉̳̰͍̭̾̈́̔͆͋̂̃̌̄͋̑͂͐͆̈́́̋̉̈̌̃͌̓̅͂̃͂̓̀͘͘͝͠ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̢̨̛̛̤̦͖͚̻̞̲̺̜̮͉̖͖̗͎̦̫̤̏̽͊́͂͛̓̈́̊̈̈̈́͂̋̇͐́͒̌͌͊͊̓̈́͘̕͝

Bloodborne by John Habsburg Borne Eldenbling May 5, 2022

bloodrocuted

When you are electrocuted and you or someone elses blood acts as the conductor. Considered by metalheads one of the most hardcore ways to die.

Jeff "I havent seen Jerry around in awhile, he was supposed to meet us at Dennies before all the waffle goths got here."

Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"

Jeff "HARDCORE"

bloodrocuted by Patty T August 24, 2007

Bloodmouth 

An insult or slur commonly used by vegans for people who eat meat, indicating their distaste for eating creatures that bleed.

Some omnivores consider this to be a compliment, finding the term funny or cool-sounding.

Padma: I understand the ethical ramifications of veganism, but it's not feasible for me right now, and anyway I like the taste of bacon.

Kane: I wish you weren't a bloodmouth. You're so enlightened otherwise.

Padma: Calling me that just makes me want bacon-wrapped baby-back ribs.

Bloodmouth by J Peeta July 13, 2012