Lee Thargic's definitions

mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

YoYo

A vagina looks like a YoYo when viewed from behind.

Sue bent over and showed me her Yoyo

by Lee Thargic April 27, 2019

Hippie Wiener

An uncercumsized penis.

If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.

by Lee Thargic September 27, 2019

cock canopy

A fat stomach that overhangs your genitals.

Bill hasn't seen his balls in years as the view is blocked by his cock canopy.

by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

crack track

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.

I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.

by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

Cups and Saucers

When you can see a women's erect nipples sitting on the areolas. The nipple is the cup and the areola is the saucer.

Judy was turned on and horny. Her nips were erect and her areolas were puffy. I wouldn't mind tweaking those cups and saucers.

by Lee Thargic October 16, 2020

john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.

Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.

by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023