Definitions by Lee Thargic

John and Gail

It is a mixed shot consisting of 50% Baileys and 50% Creme de menthe.

Last night Carl kept mixing us shots of John and Gail. I woke up with a wicked hangover.

John and Gail by Lee Thargic August 20, 2023

john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.

Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.

john and gail by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023

Cups and Saucers 

When you can see a women's erect nipples sitting on the areolas. The nipple is the cup and the areola is the saucer.

Judy was turned on and horny. Her nips were erect and her areolas were puffy. I wouldn't mind tweaking those cups and saucers.

Cups and Saucers by Lee Thargic October 16, 2020

crack track 

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.

I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.

crack track by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

cock canopy 

A fat stomach that overhangs your genitals.

Bill hasn't seen his balls in years as the view is blocked by his cock canopy.

cock canopy by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

mouse on a haystack 

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

mouse on a haystack by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

Hippie Wiener 

An uncercumsized penis.

If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.

Hippie Wiener by Lee Thargic September 27, 2019