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Definitions by Lee Ji Hoon

Palin-drome 

A person who makes as much sense speaking forwards as they do speaking backwards.
Palin-drome by Lee Ji Hoon February 20, 2009

fuck you in the mom 

To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.
Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!

Wow girl, can I fuck you in the mom?
A mo (moustache) on teh internets, similar to an e-mail or an e-penis.
Nerd girl: "Whoa, that guy has a hot e-mo!"
e-mo by Lee Ji Hoon January 11, 2008
When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.
Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."
poowank by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007
A person who's mom has got it going on. See also, Stacy's Mom.
Damn, that young kid over there is such a Stacy!
stacy by Lee Ji Hoon December 28, 2007

hung like your mom 

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.
Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"
hung like your mom by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

niggerballs

A type of confectionary which is black in colour and round. Some people like to suck on them, others prefer to lick them. They originate from Africa. Nowdays, due to the phobia of using the word "nigger", they're often known as blackballs.
And yes, this is true. There seriously is a confectionary called "niggerballs". Look it up.
niggerballs by Lee Ji Hoon November 23, 2007