Led Zeppole's definitions

Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

smock

A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.

If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

Wally and Marge

Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.

See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.

Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)

by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003

Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...

Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004

cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.

That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.

by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004