Led Zeppole's definitions

hit me back

What a masochist says to someone named Back.

Hit me, Back! Ooh, yeah, baby!

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

wangerific

sexually attractive; hot.
see also wanger.

My girlfriend looks wangerific in her naughty schoolgirl outfit!

by Led Zeppole October 2, 2003

toe popper

An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.

Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...

Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004