UPS

Unique Pleasure Service

My UPS always delivers

by Learning Tree September 07, 2020

Worderful

Full of words

Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are just worderful!

by Learning Tree September 10, 2020

Merrillville Manwich

When someone removes a hotel mattress, takes a shit on my the box spring, and replaces the mattress.

I didn’t have cash to leave a tip for housekeeping, so I left a tasty Merrillville Manwich at checkout.

by Learning Tree November 30, 2023

Triple S

Sure Shot Smash

She was a Triple S, but I had look after my puking bro.

by Learning Tree September 13, 2020

Bangnesia

When you’ve banged someone but don’t want to admit it.

I told my wasted mate at 3 AM “ if you go with her, you’re gonna have bangnesia tomorrow”

by Learning Tree January 27, 2022