Leah's definitions

third derivative

A lesser known Calculus term, literally meaning a sudden change in acceleration, or a "jerk".

School Playground Bully: "Shut the fuck up and gimme yo money. And yo lunch, nigga."
Poor Playground Nerd: "Um, no hey! YOU shut up, you third derivative!"
<School Playground Bully runs away squealing like a little girl.>

by Leah November 25, 2003

mack-o-meter

A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives

"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"

by Leah March 2, 2005

Okayz

1. Okayz (Plural of Okay)

That's okayz. (That's okay)

by Leah May 18, 2005

clay

A cock sucker...he sucks dick allll day long.

Clay wants your dick.

by LEAH August 25, 2004

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

Dyslexified

When a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore.

"How dyslexified is that sentence?"

Original sentence: "Entering Data at the station with David"

Dyslexified sentence: Entering David at the Data with Station"

by Leah October 6, 2004