head games

The most widely known recreational activities involving men's penises : Masturbation, Hand Job, Rub Down, some times "Pickle Play" and "Slickin' the Sea Serpent."
Widely played by the super active.

"Hey darling, you up for some head games tonight I bought some new lube?"

"Oh man, I just love it when my girl comes over to play head games with me!"

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

dick tats

Breasts with very long nipples.

"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."

by Le Douche Bag January 24, 2008

Slickin' the Sea Serpent

a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.

"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

Douche

a person that likes giving oral service to a woman

"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."

by Le Douche Bag January 24, 2008

Fe-Male

Iron Man's sexual play name. Is believed to have been his prior choice in name, before being taunted at a crime scene.

Saved woman:"Thank you for saving me, um..."
Iron Man: "You can just call me Fe-Male."
Confused crowd: "What did he just say-- Hahahaha!"

Fe-Male will keep this world safe!

by Le Douche Bag April 11, 2008

Pickle Play

masturbation and various other fun you have with your dick

"Pee Wee Herman loved Pickle Play even in public."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008