baby boo plays with tiny toes

fits in tiny teacup

baby boo plays with tiny toes fits in tiny teacup

Guy2: dunks into the river

by LazyWasTaken July 18, 2023

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

by LazyWasTaken July 15, 2023

Catnap

William Afton cat with really bad breath

guy1: is catnap the son of jax and cartoon cat
guy2:please stfu

by LazyWasTaken February 03, 2024

Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!

go play pizza tower demo 0

“Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!”
Player: GOD DAMMIT

by LazyWasTaken February 02, 2024

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023

Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by LazyWasTaken February 18, 2024

Threek

When a fork only has three prongs, this also works with Twoks and Oneks

Larry: why does this fork have 3 prongs?
Gerry: you mean a threek

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023