30 definitions by Lazarus Ciccone
by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010
A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."
Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks
I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.
I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.
by Lazarus Ciccone July 25, 2008
Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004
A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.
"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004
One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 12, 2004
The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.
"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
by Lazarus Ciccone November 3, 2006