Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️
by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021
Bro you good? How long have you been spending time searching up non-random keyboard combinations? poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza is when you go right to left on the top row of your keyboard, then for the bottom 2 rows you go up and down from the right side (except the L). By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.
Guy 1: hey, do you know qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021
Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022
you: god i fucking hate my life
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021
Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021
A video watching app/website that has a variety of content to watch, such as anime, animation, gaming, comedy, fantasy, technology etc... Content from Crunchyroll, Cartoon Hangover, Hidive, Mondo, and Rooster Teeth.
Guy 1: Hey, Wanna watch VRV?
Guy 2: Sure! Let's watch some Anime!
Guy 1: Well I was thinking of watching some gaming, But sure!
Guy 2: Sure! Let's watch some Anime!
Guy 1: Well I was thinking of watching some gaming, But sure!
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021