Definitions by Lazar Blade

august 6 1945 

a day that you shouldn't be in hiroshima

august 6 1945: rip hiroshima

august 6 1945 by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

i goofed up bad 

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

i goofed up bad by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but mess up one we

guy: qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
guy: oh wait i messed up on "we"!

qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

god i fucking hate my life by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

whomstever 

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?

whomstever by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021

I said pick up the soap 

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

I said pick up the soap by Lazar Blade March 22, 2021

mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.

Guy 1: Im so bored...
Guy 2: How bored?
Guy 1: mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021