mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.

Guy 1: Im so bored...
Guy 2: How bored?
Guy 1: mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

by Lazar Blade March 21, 2021

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if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

by Lazar Blade September 22, 2021

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I said pick up the soap

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

by Lazar Blade March 23, 2021

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free the homie he aint do nothin

when the feds lock up the homie

Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️

by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

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god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

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