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august 6 1945

a day that you shouldn't be in hiroshima
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
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qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

guy: qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
guy: oh wait i messed up on "we"!
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
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it's mad brick outside

Phrase that New Yorkers use to express that the weather is cold outside.
Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022
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god i fucking hate my life

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
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lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqzxcvbnm

By now you've already typed lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopzxcvbnm, and you saw a definition of it, and thought "OK THEN I WILL GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT IN THE MIDDLE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD THEN TOP, AND I WILL GO LEFT TO RIGHT IN THE BOTTOM ROW. IM FINALLY GONNA WIN HAHAHAHAHA!" but you thought wrong. By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.
Guy 1: "lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqzxcvbnm"
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It means something, But you'll never figure it out! Hahahaha!
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021
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poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza

Bro you good? How long have you been spending time searching up non-random keyboard combinations? poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza is when you go right to left on the top row of your keyboard, then for the bottom 2 rows you go up and down from the right side (except the L). By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.
Guy 1: hey, do you know qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021
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whats your favorite porn category

the question that i ask everyone, and it got my crush to hate me...
Me: hey whats your favorite porn category

My crush: WHAT!?
by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021
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