shit happens

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005

def

short for "definatley"

"That is def the ugliest thing I've ever seen."

by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005

axe

1. a really good-smelling cologne.

2. probably some other perverted definition.

1. "Damn he smells good. That guy must be wearing Axe."

2. "You shoulda seen that axe. That shit was tight."

by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005

ev

short for the word 'ever.'

"That is the ugliest thing ev."

by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005

gluten

wheat, rye, barley.

common allergen.

"I am allergic to gluten."

by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005

whatev

Short for the word 'whatever'.

"She told me I was fugly, I was like, 'whatev, ho.'"

by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005

Duke

The best basketball team of all time.

"Are you a UNC fan?"
"Hell naw, I'm a Duke fan."

by Laurie *is hot* April 09, 2005