Definitions by Laurie *is hot*

shit happens 

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

shit happens by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

fuck this shit

what one may say when frustrated or annoyed to the point that one gives up or no longer wants to complete the task at hand. Usually results in the task not being complteted.

Man: Please find a word that rhymes with 'orange'.

Other Man *after an hour of looking*: Man fuck this shit.

fuck this shit by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

janksta 

definition:

noun. a gangster that is not african-american. sometimes slightly lower on the cool-facter scale as a result.

can also be used as an adverb.

also see jankster.

"Eminem is a janksta."

"That's janksta."

janksta by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

jankster 

definition:

noun. a gangsta that is not african-american. slightly lower on the cool-facter scale.

can also be used as an adverb.

also see janksta.

"Eminem is a jankster."

"That's jankster."

jankster by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

gluten 

wheat, rye, barley.

common allergen.

"I am allergic to gluten."

gluten by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

axe 

1. a really good-smelling cologne.

2. probably some other perverted definition.

1. "Damn he smells good. That guy must be wearing Axe."

2. "You shoulda seen that axe. That shit was tight."

axe by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

Duke 

The best basketball team of all time.

"Are you a UNC fan?"
"Hell naw, I'm a Duke fan."

Duke by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005