Lauren's definitions

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

by lauren September 1, 2003

buttsex

A shirt that Bert McCracken of the Used (one hot motherfucker btw) has worn.

The shirt read, "Buttsex is itchy."

by Lauren April 8, 2005

MD/DC

part of the east coast's infamous emo-trio (NJ, PA, MD/DC). it is officially impossible to start a band here that doesn't have emo leanings. no pure pop-punk bands are found in this land, as they are too close to the fountain of emo (that's DC, folks). feel bad for us kids who have to live here.

don't you hate how all the kids from MD/DC are such freaking emo kids? it's like they have nothing better to do.

by Lauren February 19, 2003

badonkadonk

An exceptionally rotund ass. See also "ghetto booty."

"Keep ya eyes on my badonkadonk-donk..." - Missy Elliot 'Work It'

by Lauren March 24, 2004

Pennsylvania

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, MD/DC) from which a lot of the country's best emo bands come. also a lot of the country's crappiest, but oh-bloody-well.

Jacob's heart-wrenching voice and lyrics are making an appearance up in PA this weekend...anyone interested?

by Lauren February 19, 2003

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.

by lauren April 21, 2005

flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

by lauren August 30, 2003