Laughs Along With Humans's definitions

tucker pucker

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up

Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked

by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021

Trumpendectomy

When a free nation removes its asshole leader from power.

The USA is poised to perform a Trumpendectomy on itself by impeaching its asshole9-in-chief

by Laughs Along With Humans January 13, 2021

Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position or duty in the course of defending Trump.

When GOP politicians or Fox News defend Trump they sound like they are tossing the word salad.

by Laughs Along With Humans February 12, 2021

Trumposapien

Knuckle draggers who watch Fox News, play with guns and deny climate change, etc

Now that Biden is president , Trumposapiens are becoming a lost tribe.

by Laughs Along With Humans April 22, 2021

Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.

He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Ballsonit

I hate vinegar. The smell of it makes me want to puke, People get all excited about putting vinegar on food and especially balsamic vinegar. Just to have fun I cam up with the word "ballsonit".

You might think balsamic vinegar on food is good but to me its like someone putting their balls on your food. Ballsonit is what I call it.

by Laughs Along With Humans June 23, 2021