Laughlynne's definitions

Airlockhome Syndrome

The condition of spending so long in an airport lounge due to flight delay that you begin to fear leaving its confines in order to get to your destination.

After the fourth delay in three hours, Airlockhome Syndrome set in and Crystal stopped checking the departure board and settled in for a nap.

by Laughlynne May 12, 2017

melancohen

The general feeling of citywide dolor that arises from millions of its residents having listened to "Hallelujah" that morning.

New York sidewalks were filled with a sense of melancohen the day after the post-election SNL cold open.

by Laughlynne November 13, 2016

lexiconda

A man whose vocabulary is larger than most others.

Compared to the ESLs that Adam typically dated, Aidan was practically a lexiconda when it came to dirty talk.

by Laughlynne July 13, 2016

calmversation

A measured, even-keeled conversation, usually between two people discussing a heated topic.

After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.

by Laughlynne May 14, 2016

Srirachcrotch

Slang for a redhead, whose carpet matches the drapes.

Though he sunburned easily, Dave did surprisingly well in the south, where men loved a good srirachcrotch.

by Laughlynne July 26, 2016

perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

crocodile cheers

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.

As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.

by Laughlynne August 30, 2013