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Sean ‘Titty’ Combs 

A prison nickname for the infamous rapper accused of unlawful behavior at his freakoff parties.
From the prison yard, a fellow inmate comments, “There goes ‘Sean ‘Titty’ Combs, the best party host since Jeffrey Epstein.

Sixteen Chapel 

The redneck’s pronunciation of the Pope’s official residence in Vatican City.
Yeah, me and the old lady are making a trip to Vatican City to visit the Sixteen Chapel. I don’t believe in that Catholic bullshit, but I don’t want to get cut-off by the old lady so I would have to resort to flogging the pope or beating the bishop.
Sixteen Chapel by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025
The experience of having had your job eliminate or benefits reduced arbitrarily by the federal government or a private service corporation with re goal of reducing costs regardless of the human suffering it creates.
Dialogue: John: 'Hey Susan, where have you been?' Susan: 'I have been on hold on the phone for three hours waiting to talk with my health insurance provider, only to find out they have canceled my coverage.' John replies: 'Yep, you have been DOGE'd. Welcome to the club.'
DOGE'd by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025

Tarifforist 

The use of tariffs to instill fear of and hatred toward the country initiating the trade war.
Diaper Donald Trump is an autocratic Tarifforist, and the world is paying the price for his gross incompetence.
Tarifforist by LaughingAloud April 6, 2025

Lutnick Schmucknick 

Nickname given Howard Lutnick, disgraced Secretary of Commerce, after crashing the world economy with Trump's unnecessary and misguided trade war.
Lutnick Schmucknick will go down in the annals of history as one of the worst Commerce Secretaries of all time.

Vance Pants 

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.
I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Vance Pants by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

AssBurgerMobile 

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.
Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.
AssBurgerMobile by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025