anti-defecation league

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.
Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.
by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017
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flutter-blast

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.
Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.
by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005
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Lady Graham

Senator Lyndsey Graham’s purported nickname among male prostitution. Sometimes shorten to Lady G.
I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?
by LaughingAloud January 30, 2023
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Gone Stealth

The act of turning off the ringer on your phone and telling the your family, friends and employer that you are out of town (even though you are not), just to get some peace and quiet, and freedom from hassle.
John asks, "What the hell happen to Farquar, I have not heard from him in over a week?" Julie, replies, "He said he was leaving town on a camping trip, but I think he is still in town and is just Gone Stealth."
by LaughingAloud August 10, 2010
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Sarah FuckYouBee Sanders

Nickname for the imbecilic governor of Arkansas.
Sarah FuckYouBee Sanders is the stupidest and most dishonest governor in Arkansas history.
by LaughingAloud May 07, 2024
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Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.
Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025
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#TrumpSmells

Internet meme based on the reports of the disgraced former President's odor of urine emanating from the Depends diapers he is rumored to wear.
#TrumpSmells has captured the disgust of Twitter followers, who only wish Diaper Don would take a bath and change his Depends.
by LaughingAloud December 22, 2023
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