Definitions by LaughingAloud

Cheap Justice Roberts

Nickname among the other Supreme Court Justices for John Glover Roberts Jr. (born January 27, 1955) is an American jurist who has served since 2005 as the 17th chief justice of the United States.

There goes Cheap Justice Roberts again, selling out to Diaper Donald and his MAGAt Republican extremists. Roberts has failed our nation and its laws.

Cheap Justice Roberts by LaughingAloud December 9, 2025

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

Tom Cotton-brain by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Larry Stink

The nickname awarded BlackRock CEO, Larry Fink, while at UCLA for his proclivity to cut smelly farts during finance class.

Oh Gawd. Who cut the cheese again during exams? It must have been Larry Stink, who never would have gotten laid, were it not for his money.

Larry Stink by LaughingAloud December 4, 2025

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

Pete Hegshit

The most incompetent and unqualified Secretary of Defense in the history the United States.

. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.

Pete Hegshit by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz by LaughingAloud November 24, 2025

RFK Junioring 

The act of drawing sweeping healthcare conclusions while lacking medical evidence.

First it was vaccinations, and now it is Tylenol they are blaming autism on. Stop RFK Junioring us!

RFK Junioring by LaughingAloud September 29, 2025