Definitions by LaughingAloud

Pete Hegshit

The most incompetent and unqualified Secretary of Defense in the history the United States.

. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.

Pete Hegshit by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz by LaughingAloud November 24, 2025

Microwaved Mel Gibson 

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.

There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.

Microwaved Mel Gibson by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025

RFK Junioring 

The act of drawing sweeping healthcare conclusions while lacking medical evidence.

First it was vaccinations, and now it is Tylenol they are blaming autism on. Stop RFK Junioring us!

RFK Junioring by LaughingAloud September 29, 2025

Retardation Day 

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".

We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!

Retardation Day by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025

Beans and Monkey Dicks 

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

Beans and Monkey Dicks by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Peter Retarrdo 

Nickname given Trump adviser, allegedly by Elon Musk, due to Navarro’s imbecilic economic suggestions.

There goes Peter Retarrdo shooting off his mouth again. He is dumber than a sack of bricks.

Peter Retarrdo by LaughingAloud July 7, 2025