Lady Graham

Senator Lyndsey Graham’s purported nickname among male prostitution. Sometimes shorten to Lady G.

I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?

by LaughingAloud January 31, 2023

Fabsfe

Acronym standing for "Flatulence Accompanied By Spontaneous Fecal Emission." Also known as flotching.

Oooo....I just cut a Fabsfe....I need to go change my underwear.

by LaughingAloud August 28, 2005

Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

Louie Gohmert Pyle

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

by LaughingAloud December 28, 2022

hippo fart

A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.

Hey dude, don't be cutting those hippo farts around me. You belong in a zoo.

by LaughingAloud November 03, 2005

Tooty Giuliani

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.

Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'

by LaughingAloud December 16, 2023

Kyrsten Enema

Ungratefulness. Forgetting who bought you to power, and then shoving it up your constituents’ asses.

What kind of thanks is that. We help you out, and you turn around give us a Kyrsten Enema.

by LaughingAloud January 25, 2022