Definitions by LaughingAloud

Retardation Day 

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".

We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!

Retardation Day by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025

Beans and Monkey Dicks 

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

Beans and Monkey Dicks by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Peter Retarrdo 

Nickname given Trump adviser, allegedly by Elon Musk, due to Navarro’s imbecilic economic suggestions.

There goes Peter Retarrdo shooting off his mouth again. He is dumber than a sack of bricks.

Peter Retarrdo by LaughingAloud July 7, 2025

Sean ‘Titty’ Combs 

A prison nickname for the infamous rapper accused of unlawful behavior at his freakoff parties.

From the prison yard, a fellow inmate comments, “There goes ‘Sean ‘Titty’ Combs, the best party host since Jeffrey Epstein.

Sean ‘Titty’ Combs by LaughingAloud May 23, 2025

Sixteen Chapel 

The redneck’s pronunciation of the Pope’s official residence in Vatican City.

Yeah, me and the old lady are making a trip to Vatican City to visit the Sixteen Chapel. I don’t believe in that Catholic bullshit, but I don’t want to get cut-off by the old lady so I would have to resort to flogging the pope or beating the bishop.

Sixteen Chapel by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025

DOGE'd 

The experience of having had your job eliminate or benefits reduced arbitrarily by the federal government or a private service corporation with re goal of reducing costs regardless of the human suffering it creates.

Dialogue: John: 'Hey Susan, where have you been?' Susan: 'I have been on hold on the phone for three hours waiting to talk with my health insurance provider, only to find out they have canceled my coverage.' John replies: 'Yep, you have been DOGE'd. Welcome to the club.'

DOGE'd by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025

Tarifforist 

The use of tariffs to instill fear of and hatred toward the country initiating the trade war.

Diaper Donald Trump is an autocratic Tarifforist, and the world is paying the price for his gross incompetence.

Tarifforist by LaughingAloud April 6, 2025