An ornithological creature that symbolizes juvenile and sophomoric humor. This bird is usually green and is always sporting a tremendous boner, hence the "P.P." This bird was created by several high school students during a boring art class.
by Larry Finster November 28, 2010
Get the P. P. Bird mug.A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.
by Larry Finster December 24, 2009
Get the crap wafer mug.A phrase used to describe something that is very sticky. Can often have to do with marshmallows or the resin that remains in a bowl after smoking marijuana.
Ted: *after dumping a smoked bowl pack* Man this shit is sticky!
Ben: Dude that shit is ALL full of stick!=
Ben: Dude that shit is ALL full of stick!=
by Larry Finster December 28, 2009
Get the full of stick mug.A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
Get the Testes Satchel mug.When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009
Get the jacking block mug.An exclamation of anger, frustration, tiredness, or sometimes even joy. Shit Balls can be taken to mean one of two things:
1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.
2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls
1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.
2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls
Larry: Sorry man, I can't give you a ride today.
Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!
Larry: Suck one.
Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!
Larry: Suck one.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
Get the Shit Balls! mug.A term used to describe the male counterpart to female bitchiness and impatience during menstruation. When men get very grouchy or persnickety about certain things, they are said to be on their butt period.
Ricardo: *Touches iPhone*
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
by Larry Finster May 01, 2011
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